I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
"but officer they were fucking with my clique"
you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
*finishes whole series of tv show*
*does extensive background search on the cast and follows them on all social media**Rewatches entire series again
*watches everything favourite cast member has been in, no matter how bad it is*